Surprise me

Random Situation

One line from the club, shown in its full conversation.

Shuffle Again

I opened my mouth to say “excuse me,” and a burp arrived before the words did.

Your shuffled clapback

I would bow. My body clearly prepared an opening statement.

searchhistoryclearAug 14

You tried manners and your body said, 'Absolutely the fuck not.'

lurkingagainAug 14

AdminAug 15

lol

missedthecontextAug 15

this one's the best lol

Now you've gotta excuse yourself... Twice.

AdminAug 14

I'd follow it with 'has entered the chat.'

justbrowsing_Aug 14

That’s every clapback.